this was at about the time that we realized that we weren't any good at writing lyrics and began stealing them wholesale from other, unrelated songs. isaac kramnick was a government professor who, apparently, had one horse fever. the part about the legs on the table, see, cause we were geniuses, so when we moved into our apartment and found a dining room table blocking our view of the tv, we cut its legs off, and voila, coffee table. we pointed out how we'd made it better to the landlord, but he made us buy him a new one anyway.