the story, in case you care -- and you really, really shouldn't -- involved a woman named Phan who served pizza and a guy who was really messed up who made the (excellent) chicken sandwiches at RPU. they were so sad that we decided they had to be in love. in our small, cruel way, we were really being quite sensitive and caring. but we were also making fun of them, so, you know, it's a wash.

this gets sort of screwed up at the end, cause we aren't very good musicians. still.